Sunday, January 1, 2012

spells and curses

23th DEC :

I told Alicia Mak that i would blog about this entire conversation between us. and it's super.. retarded.

A : I JUST REALISED YOU'VE NEVER READ DH.

D : What's DH?

A : DH = Deathly Hallows

D: Oh. Yep. I WATCH. Not READ. :)

A: I DONT CARE THE BOOK IS NICER. oh btw fav house?

D : UHHHH what houses are there ._.

A: Gryffindor, Ravenclar, Slytherin and Hufflepuff DUH.

D: WHATS WITH THE DUH IM NOT AS OBSESSED AS YOU TO RMB THEIR HOUSE OK. Hufflepuff sounds cute. Ok i like that.

A: OH MY SHIT SHOULDN'T ANYONE WHO READS/WATCHED HP KNOWS THAT AND THE SPELLS?! Slytherin is my fav, btw.

D: Hufflepuff's spell is to puff you up and you die.

A: LOL what. Just use Avada Kedavra. (the killing curse)

D: Abracadabra.

A: Rictusempra. (tickling charm)

D: Arpmesutcir.

A: wth is that.

D: A spell.

A: uh huh... Locomotor Moris. (leg-locking curse)

D: Arbadacarba.

A: -.- Petrificus Totalus. THIS IS FUN! (full-body bind spell)

D: Avis (birds fly out of wand)

A: You just shot birds at me... IM NOT A PIG! CRUCIO! (torturing curse-unforgivable)

D: INCENDIO! (produces a fire)

A: OBLIVIATE~ (erases memory)

D : IMPERIO! (complete control spell-unforgivable)

A: Conjunctivitis! (damages opponent's eyesight)

D: Immbulus (renders target immobile)

A: I thought you didn't know any spells T.T Confundus (used to damage opponent's eyesight)

D: Expelliarmus (disarms your opponent)

A: If you do that, i can't cast any spells, so...PROTEGO! HA! (Now you've no wand) (sending spell back to the opponent)

D: So we can use charm? or curse?

A: You can't. No wand. Unless you can do wandless spells. Hopefully not.

D: But you also didn't have a wand when i disarm you. So you can't spend the spell back to me.

A: Yes i can. I sent the Expelliarmus back to you.

D: But that's a charm. So i can use a charm too. Or i can curse you.

A: THIS IS SCREWED UP. YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED WHEN I SAID AVADA KEDAVRA ANYWAY. SO SCREW THIS.

D: HAHAHAHA LOL ABRACADABRA.

A: ALAKAZAM!

D: Is there even such thing as ALAKAZAM? -_-CONFRINGO! You (exploded and died.)

A: Obviously not. -.- Damn. There're not spells for bringing the dead to life.

D: HAHAHHA omg Alicia i'm so going to blog about this whole conversation xP falalalalalala.